I Don’t Give a Fuck About Your Morning Routine

Or how much you make. Or even what you do.

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Stop.

No, seriously, stop right now. What are you doing?

Are you reading yet another douchebag brag about how much he makes $8–10K by having a freelance copywriting business (all the while making it seem as if he’s “genuinely trying to help you escape the 9–5 and…